CHATEAU T-SHIRT

tbh i've never even been to the chateau but if i did i imagine it would go down kinda like this. i walk through the front door to meet a buddy that said a friend of a friend rented a room for a week and i should pull up and kick it. when we get to the room i see nicolas cage chillin in the corner chainsmoking cigs. we make eye contact. it's like nothing i've ever felt before. he walks towards me while simultaneously reaching into his pocket. he presents a baggie and i ask what's inside of it. he says there's only one way to find out.

• 100% cotton
• Direct-to-garment print
• Unisex crewneck t-shirt

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